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Jul 26, 2014 / 196,113 notes

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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Jul 26, 2014 / 974,413 notes

"Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles"

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Jul 26, 2014 / 411,508 notes

mixedtapes-and-cupcakes:

this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

no one can convince me otherwise. 

What is this?

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Jul 25, 2014 / 264,668 notes

get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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uncleblazer:

sup
Jul 24, 2014 / 19,664 notes
Jul 24, 2014 / 39,169 notes

Anonymous said: Post a pic of your cum in your hand

corpish:

porch:

best insult ever
Jul 22, 2014 / 366,667 notes

porch:

best insult ever

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carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

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Jul 22, 2014 / 413,647 notes

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

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